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I saw this sign and thought of you.
Happy Birthday
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Another birthday smacks you upside the head!
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And make mine a BIG piece.
And make mine a BIG piece.
Happy Birthday
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Just use a knife! (If the tip breaks, it becomes an improved screwdriver.)
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…it’s how you use it!
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…then it is level.
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Duct tape is silver.
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Now leaving this relationship
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I’m a prained trofessional.
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It's the fool.
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It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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…one great-big-giant coffee break.
…one great-big-giant coffee break.
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That's what SHE said!
That's what SHE said!
Congrats On Your Engagement
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Another year… another beer!
Another year… another beer!
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Is it Friday yet?
Is it Friday yet?
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Y'all fixin' to whoop it up on your birthday?
Y'all fixin' to whoop it up on your birthday?
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It's good to be king!
It's good to be king!
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Hold the root!
Hold the root!
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…for a backyard cookout!
…for a backyard cookout!
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Happy beerthday!
Happy beerthday!
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Sorry for snoring so loud!
Sorry for snoring so loud!
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…there’s a fly on Grandma’s nose!
…there’s a fly on Grandma’s nose!
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Maybe after a beer and a nap.
Maybe after a beer and a nap.
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…but I’m a little horse!
…but I’m a little horse!
Happy Birthday
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That pretty much sums it up.
That pretty much sums it up.
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It just comes naturally to me.
It just comes naturally to me.
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Lefty Loosey.
Lefty Loosey.
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Enough said.
Enough said.
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Who’s buying?
Who’s buying?
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I’m having an out-of-money experience.
I’m having an out-of-money experience.
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It’s a gift.
It’s a gift.
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Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
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Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Merry Christmas
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It’s football season!
It’s football season!
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I'm sorry for being all "self righteous" and stuff
I'm sorry for being all "self righteous" and stuff
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I'm sorry for being all "possessive" and stuff
I'm sorry for being all "possessive" and stuff
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I'm sorry for being all "touchy-feely" and stuff
I'm sorry for being all "touchy-feely" and stuff
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I'm sorry for being all "way out of line" and stuff
I'm sorry for being all "way out of line" and stuff
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I'm sorry for being all "flaky" and stuff
I'm sorry for being all "flaky" and stuff
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Love you!
Love you!
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You complete me.
You complete me.
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Merry merry!
Merry merry!
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Way to go!
Way to go!
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Next round is on me!
Next round is on me!
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Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
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I Love You
I Love You
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Game on!
Game on!
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Miss you!
Miss you!
(Can't wait to see you again)
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YOU!
YOU!
Happy Birthday
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Wanna connect?
Wanna connect?
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Meat good.
Meat good.
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Hope your birthday’s packed with excitement.
Hope your birthday’s packed with excitement.
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But I love you more.
But I love you more.
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But I love you more.
But I love you more.
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But I love you more.
But I love you more.
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Everyone else ties for first!
Everyone else ties for first!
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Everyone else ties for first!
Everyone else ties for first!
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He wouldn’t go near the poop deck!
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Your team stinks
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Congratulations on your new baby!
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Cheers to you!
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Happy birthday!
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Feel better soon!
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…there were nine planets?
Happy Birthday, Old-Timer
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But it does include a free trip around the sun.
But it does include a free trip around the sun.
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Except for the one where you're naked at work.
Except for the one where you're naked at work.
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…is better than my best day working.
…is better than my best day working.
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Hunting is serious.
Hunting is serious.
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One day, you'll be right.
One day, you'll be right.
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The more you have, the longer you live.
The more you have, the longer you live.
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